Do or Diet Sticker

For those navigating diets with sarcasm as their superpower, this sticker says what we’re all thinking...Bernard Walton style. Perfect for anyone who's ever looked at a salad and sighed dramatically.

Made with water and scratch resistant vinyl, it’s tough enough to survive meal prep disasters, emotional snack binges, and the bottom of your gym bag. Stick it on your water bottle, lunchbox, scale (if you dare), or fridge for a laugh you probably deserve.

Because if we’re going down, it’s not without carbs and sarcasm.